Thursday, December 3, 2009

I am having a hard time marketing my company's new product: Icelandic cod flavored lip gloss. Any suggestions?

You need a romantic sounding name for the product. Call it something like ';Rugged Seas Lip Gloss';. Then create adverts of women with long blonde hair standing on the shores of a wild and windswept part of Iceland. Use captions like ';Feel the raw and rugged power of the Icelandic waters as it soothes your lips. Taste the icy crystal waters of the North.';


You get the idea.I am having a hard time marketing my company's new product: Icelandic cod flavored lip gloss. Any suggestions?
';Put your sweetlip a little closer to the phone';


Icelandic cod, for the mermaid in your life.


Which lips?


Masks unpleasant vaginal odours for up to 48 hours.


From flip flop to flap.I am having a hard time marketing my company's new product: Icelandic cod flavored lip gloss. Any suggestions?
Go door to door and persuade people of its benefits and other reasons to buy. Use persuasion. Research shows that to get something through, you have to ask at least 7 times.
How cod you do that? We were partners until you cut bait and ran. Well enough, I have a haddock. Try smelt flavored.
Market as away to get back at an exboyfriend or any guy, tell them to put it on and if you makeout with a guy let him taste the cod flavor and make him suffer.
show penguins...then show penguins using lipgloss...then show penguins all partying and s**t...lol
Come up with a catchy name for the product like, ';Luscious Cod Lip Gloss'; or something along those lines...
After you wear this all day, you won't be able to taste anything bad when you give your girl an Australian kiss.
I'd say throw that product out the window and find something worth marketing.
Try a new type of flavored lip gloss... :D
Call it 'Mermaid Siren Lips'
chicken of the sea lip balm.
Toss a match to it and call it ';New %26amp; Improved Smoke Flavor!';
you are joking right?

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